Singin' in Sunnydale: Buffy- songs door Buffy-NLers geschreven
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BUFFY, SLAY 'EM ONE MORE TIME!
(gezongen door schoolhoofd Snyder)
Door: An
Oh, Buffy, Buffy
How was I supposed to know
That you would be the Slayer?
Oh Buffy, Buffy,
And now, here's some evil foe
Just when you're out of sight, oh
Please, kid
Tell me how to kill it,
Tell me Buffy,
'Cause I need to know, now, how
because
Refrein:
A vampiress
Is killing me (and I)
I must confess,
I now believe (now believe)
That when you were here
You saved my life
A thousand times
Slay 'em Buffy, one more time!
Oh Buffy, Buffy
The reason i still breathe is you
And now I'm in deep trouble
Oh pretty Buffy,
there's nothing that i wouldn't do
I'd even give you high grades
Please, kid
Tell me how to kill it,
Tell me Buffy,
'Cause I need to know, now, how
because
Herhaling refrein
Oh Buffy, Buffy, how was I supposed to know
oh pretty Buffy, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess , that a vampiress
is killing me now
Don't you know I now believe
that you will be here
And give me a sign
Save me Buffy, one more time!
Door: Celia Admiraal
Mijn staak dat is mijn vriend
Hij is gemaakt van zuiver hout
Beste wapen dat ik vinden kon
Tegen vampieren jong en oud
Mijn staak is van het hardste hout
Ik gebruik hem als het moet
Vampieren hier, demonen daar
Rustig aan dan gaat het goed
Refrein:
Want dit is mijn staak, mijn houten staak
De wereld redden ja dat is mijn zware taak
Maar wees niet bang
Van 't grote kwaad
Omdat ik de straten hier 's nachts goed bewaak
Je kunt ook wat knoflook kopen
Dat vindt geen vampier fijn
Of als je een crucifix nog hebt
Dat doet ze ook flink pijn
Mijn staak ik ben er aan verknocht
Verslingerd aan geraakt
Je kunt ze nergens kopen
Dus heb ik hem zelf gemaakt
Refrein
Het voordeel van een houten staak
Je voelt je veiliger op straat
Als vampieren mij benaderen
Vliegt er wat stof op, en dan ben ik het die nog staat
Refrein (2x)
This is the story about a girl
She is born in a normal family, in a normal town
In the USA
But ‘till her sixteenth birthday,
Where a strains man tells her about her faith
She is the choicen one
In every generation there is a choicen one born
One girl, who will stand against the vampires,
The demons and the forces of darkness
She is the Slayer…
Every night she goes out to slay the vampires,
And to hunt the demons
That’s her time…
But she never has to fight alone.
Wicca’s and schoolboys,
All together.
And sometimes even a vampire will help.
He is cursed and sent to
Help his great love.
In eternity…
Its Raining Men (and Vampires) (Parody on the Geri Halliwell version)
By Sonja
Humidity's risin' Barometer's getting low According the PTB Sunnydale's the place to go
Cos tonight for the first time Just about half past ten For the first time in history It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men - Hallejulah It's raining men - Amen It's raining men - Hallejulah It's raining men - Amen
(Ow!)
The moon is risin' The sun is getting down According to our sources LA is the right town
Cos tonight for the first time Just about half past ten When it's dark and the moon is full It's gonna start raining men
It's raining men - Hallejulah It's raining men - Amen I'm gonna go out, I'm gonna get myself get Absolutley soaking wet
It's rainin men - Vampires It's rainin men - Every specimen Angel, Gunn, Spikey Xander, Giles and Wesley
God bless Mother Nature She's a single woman too She took over heaven And she did what she had to do
She fought for our Angel And she had to get Spike So that each and every woman Could find the perfect guy
It's raining men (Go get yourself bit girl, I know you want to!)
I feel stormy weather moving in (I've got to begin) Heaven on earth, don't you loose your soul Rip off the roof and stay in bed (Rip off the roof and stay)
It's raining men - Oh Angelus It's raining men - Oh Spike It's raining men - Oh Wesley It's raining men - Oh Gunn
It's raining men - Oh Xander It's raining men - Oh Doyle It's raining men - Oh Ripper It's raining men - Oh Oz
(Repeat To Fade)
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